Joke: The Mule

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey
from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the
donkey the next day. The farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son,
but I have some bad news, the donkey died.”  Kenny replied,
“Well then, just give me my money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that.  I went and spent it already.”
Kenny said, “OK then, just unload the donkey.”  The farmer
asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.”  Farmer: “You can’t raffle
off a dead donkey!” Kenny: “Sure I can, watch me.  I just won’t
tell anybody he is dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What
happened with that dead donkey?”

Kenny: “I raffled him off.  I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made a profit of $898. Farmer: “Didn’t anyone

Kenny: “Just the guy who won.  So I gave him his two dollars


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